February 2012
22 posts
scenes from american healthcare
i went to the dentist cos i have a cavity. strike 1: the hygenist actually asked me “so what makes you think you have a cavity?” oh i don’t know, because there’s a hole in my tooth and it’s painful to bite down?
they informed me i require three crowns. they wouldn’t just fill the tooth for the time being, i guess their job description isn’t to alleviate...
someone on etsy felt it incumbent upon themselves to inform me that a dress i have listed as “crochet” is in fact machine lace.
1. yes because everyone is searching for “machine lace dresses” instead of crochet ones
2. thanks now are you going to buy it or not
i think i would rather drake not be proud of me, because that means i’m living my life in direct defiance of his teachings
i made lasagna for dinner tonight because i’m garfield and it’s monday
so i’m going to new york in march (aw yiss -Ed.) but where else do i need to go besides shake shack, kinokuniya, uniqlo and beacon’s closet?
i’m looking at jobs and here are some of the requirements for a store-side visual associate at saks:
Ability to use carpentry tools safely and efficiently
Experienced in painting techniques - Flat and Faux finishing
Ability to arrange flowers and knowledge of flower types is a plus